洋小孩

孙子: that is a bus in number 82!
爷爷: ya, u r right!
爷爷: here come another bus, what number is that, Philips?
孙子: 8, 8.
爷爷: ya, correct! it's eighty eight!
孙子: look! that's 82 again
爷爷: yeah, well done Philips! well done..

爸爸: yeah! we are going to... hmm..hmm..(哼歌)
女儿: bla bla bla... （听不懂说什么）
爸爸: bla bla bla...
爸爸: we are about to arrive my dear, are u ready?!
女儿: ya!
爸爸: come on, let's go!

在餐馆，父母一向都会让小孩们自己决定吃什么。
妈妈问，Andrew, what do u want to drink?
小孩说，can i have a j20 please.
我说，we have j20 for orange & passion fruit and apple mango. which one do u prefer?
小孩很认真地想一想，然后回答，orange & passion fruit please, thank you!

什么东西缺了，他们会派孩子上前拿。
小孩说，can i have a bowl please.
我说，oh, here you go.
小孩说，thank you!

chinese lady! chinese lady! how to say car in chinese? flower?...
do you know *** in sign language? let me show u..

将来我也要像洋父母一样教育孩子，培养他们独立思维的能力及勇于发言，同时锻炼他们在突发事件中的判断能力。
千万不好像我,受选择困难症之苦！